Some of your emails...

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Zachary emailed :
Just downloaded the latest Yukun set. I have to say, I enjoyed it immensely. Such mixes and those from your Zero Hour Show may be reason enough to get a new 5G iPod.

Dear Zac,
We are flattered. But please don't spend five Gs on an iPod!

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Sarah emailed :
I study at the NUS where almost everyone else is musically retarded. Yeah, I love your parties. Really, I do. I love vodka too.

Dear Sarah,
You should focus on your studies... and send us your vodka.

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Renee from Melbourne emailed :
Hi, I was on holiday in Singapore in January and I chanced upon your party. It was downright great. Sending you my love from down under (is it ok to say that?).

Dear Renee,
It's ok. We love going down... under!

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Anonymous emailed :
Got any job openings? Any job at all? I'll be your roadie. I'll make coffee. Let me in!

Dear Anonymous,
First you must engage our intern in hand-to-hand combat... to the death!

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Jason emailed :
I just threw away my radio. I won't miss it because I downloaded all the Zero Hour Show mixes. Keep the good shit coming!

Dear James,
We'd have taken the radio to Cash Converters instead of throwing it away.

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Danny emailed :
Love your parties. You know how to make them even hotter? Hot naked women!

Dear Danny,
We may have a problem in that area. Would you settle for shaven pussy... cats?

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Kev emailed :
You guys inspired me. I'm going to learn how to DJ, drink beer and hopefully meet a nice woman.
By the way, I'm 12.

Dear Kev,
Glad to be of significant value in your live and stop drinking Dad's beer...

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